And old timey, early 1900's typewriter with the words, "Dear Mama Trish" typed on the paper. I miss typewriters. The font for this very website is old-timey typewriter font. I can almost hear the "tick"...
Once upon a time, a long, looong time ago, before there was “tappety tap”, there was “tick tick tick tick tick tick…DING!” (Ask yer granny. Or the google.)

Email me. And I shall Ebook ye!

A zoom in on the title of the front page of my ebook, "10 Cheap Ways to Self Care Today!", and change spilling out of a jar
Drop us a line and we’ll send you this ebook! (And by “we” I mean “The Royal We”. I most certainly do not have a frog in my pocket, thank you very much…)

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Sincerely, etc…

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